Membership

Standard trial period is 1 month long. You will be evaluated in everything you do. This will be your one and only opportunity to impress us. We don't give second chances as you have one month to prove that you can carry your weight.

Your trial period can be shortened and you can be uncerimoniously removed from the guild courtesy of your class leader. This means, if you suck more than a porn star, you're screwed. Also, your trial can be extended for further evaluation. YOU need to impress US.
Now you may be wondering exactly what it is we're looking for. If you aren't completely braindead and have the capability to make yourself some cereal, you can probably figure it out. If you are unable to figure it out, you probably don't stand a chance, so stop now and join the Alliance.

Know how to play your class. We are NOT a training guild. We will not tell you basic functionality of your class. If you are looking for a guild to hold you by the hand, don't even bother, that's not us.

Know every encounter that Totems of War currently farms and preferably be familiar with raid encounters past what we are currently working on. Our job is to lay out the strategy we will use, our job is NOT to tell you "this boss's abilities are XYZ" that's on your ass to know. If you aren't prepared with this knowledge, don't expect to last too long.

BRING YOUR OWN CONSUMABLES!!!!! We are not the Salvation Army, it is not our responsibility to provide everybody with the necessary consumables for encounters, especially not trial members. Remember, you have to impress us and being prepared is part of that. If you are consistently unprepared, you will be removed as you are not special, there are plenty of half-witted retards out there who think they have what it takes to be in a high-end guild.

Perform. Above all else you will be judged on your raid performance. If you suck, you will be gone. If you are great, you will stay. We're not looking for average players to fill raids, we want outstanding players to help us progress.

Don't be a fake fuck. If all you do is ass-kiss day and night, then you pass your trial and turn into somebody completely different, we have every right to and most likely will give you a swift kick in the ass out of the guild. BE YOURSELF. If you are being yourself and we hate you, you will be kicked, and it's better for both parties as you'd be just as miserable being here as we would be having you here. I cannot stress that enough, just be yourself.

Play. A lot. If you think raiding twice a week is high-playtime, just go away, we don't want you here. If by chance you show up nightly and then stop showing up after you pass trial, guess what? Goodbye.

Do as you are told. If an officer or your class leader tells you to do something, you do it. If you don't agree with it, we don't care, because you still have to do it. You are a trial member, you are here to impress us, insubordination is not impressive.

You're not as good as you think you are. Leave your ego at the door, we have no use for that. If you fuck up, you will be told you fucked up, and you will acknowledge said fuckup, and you will make the proper adjustments so that it doesn't happen again. You will be well advised to listen to your class leader's advice, as they are better than you at this game and know more than you do. Deal with it.
Don't suck.

SO IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES, APPLY NOW.



*THESE WORDS, IN GOOD HORDE FASHION, WERE NINJA'D FROM THE BLACK BLOOD BATTALION AND APPLIED TO OUR NEEDS. THANKS BBB.